bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

jodyrobots:

3lixar:



my love

jodyrobots:

3lixar:

my love

"I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough."
I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via dollpoetry)
unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally  attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

lameborghini:

who is she